INTRODUCING

$CONKE

BETTER BUY NOW, BEFOR WE GET SUED BY TEH REAL CONKE-CROLA ! ! !

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About $CONKE

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Rememba teh taste of queztionalbe ingridients and hilarious marketing campaignz?

$CONKE capturez that same bizarr brillianc u know from teh OG timez.

Forget boring ol' crypto, itz time to quench ur thirst with some $CONKE.

Teh memecoin so addictiv it should cum wit a warning label (but doesn't because regulations are lame).

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Why $CONKE ?

Renounced

We've thrown away teh admin keys, folks! That means we're all in thiz ridiculous journey together.

Burned LP

The prize of $CONKE is completely in the hands of the community, thatz how real magic happens.

Zero Taxes

Cause sharing the joy of Conke is wut truly matters (and also because setting up taxes is a hassle).

Join Our Community

What are you waiting for? Grab a $CONKE (or a whole case, we won't judge) and join the most ridiculously awesome community on ze Solana blockchain!

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Conkenomics

CA: 9B3EYTej4YkXX4LxmYnewa55kAaKCSthbkGcRuKkcKmT

NAME:

Conke

SYMBOL:

$CONKE

LP:

1 000 000 $CONKE

BUY/SELL TAX:

0%

How To Buy?

Follow teh steps below to get sum $CONKE! If u hav any questionz just ask our groupchat modz.

Step 1

Get a wallet

U'll need a wallet like Metamask or TrustWallet to store ur $CONKE tokenz.

Step 2

Get sum SOL

$CONKE is a Solana token, so u'll need sum SOL tokenz to purchase it.

Step 3

Buy on DEX

Go to Raydium, paste our CA, choose how much SOL you want to spend. Then buy ez.